Big Willie the Longhorn

I think Veterinarians are Doctors but also I worked with a Veterinarian once who didn’t wash his hands after he would pee. I know because I saw him do it three seperate times and it just bothers me to do this day.

His name was Doctor Willie FakeName, but I would always tell co-workers “his name is Big Willie and if you’re wondering ladies, yes that’s exactly why and it is that big.” It would always make me laugh while I was just mentally disgusted by the fact that he never washed his hands.

The Big Willie Longhorn though is based on the mascot of the high school where we all went to school with Commie Hawks. It seemed only fitting that he would have to fight the symbol that was our High School as his ultimate “leaving the past, next stage of life, moving foward” sort of behavior he had to accomplish.

Alright, side chat. I’m not sure how many people will read these blog posts and I’m curious so let’s call this a spoiler alert and say, please don’t go around blabbering about this specific detail just yet. If you found it, congrats, you’re a cool one for having read this. Just wait until the first game is released and then immediately say it, that’s completely fine. Say it on day one before anybody even plays it and show how cool your knowledge is.

The first game is suppose to be Dantes Inferno for Commie Hawks. It’s the Hawk Inferno. So each of the nine levels of the game, represents a different level in Commie Hawks personal hell. The Capitalists are some mean people and so the game starts with what’s suppose to be the High School. Maybe we’ll call it a dojo instead. But in Purgatory, the High School, the dojo, Commie Hawks has to destroy the symbol of his youth as his rebellious coup d'état against the power structure of his youth.

I give you, Big Willie.

-Rick Vegas